The Weekender 03/02/2018

Hello to a lovely kind of long weekend here, with Waitangi Day on Tuesday.


Sport

The Rugby Seven's has hit Hamilton, but last weekend both the men's & women's team lost out to Australia in Sydney. The All Blacks Sevens started well with a 52-7 win over France in their first match, and they continued with a 24-5 win over Scotland.
The Hurricanes coach Chris Boyd has signed a deal with Northampton Saints - He claimed he hasn't spoken to Steve Hansen in three years. Chiefs and Taranaki centre Charlie Ngatai has confirmed he is heading to France and All Blacks and Crusaders winger Seta Tamanivalu is heading to France as well.
South African coach Allister Coetzee has left his role as coach of the Springboks.

The Silver Ferns continued their run of losses to Australia, losing 67-48 meaning they are unlikely to defend their Quad Series title.

In the final Twenty20 against Pakistan, Pakistan won by 18 runs to win the series 2-1.
On the second day of the IPL auction, Trent Boult picked up a contract for $470,000 and Mitchell Santner was picked up for $107,000, while Tim Southee went for $214,000.

The NZ Breakers remained on track for the ANBL playoffs after beating the Hawks 77-73.


NZ News

We started the week with threats of record temperatures. Countdown sold 18% more water than usual, sold lots of ice and sales of fans were more than 10% higher than last year and Ice cream sales were up 20%. But the week ended with massive storms heading up the country, although while coastal towns were getting hammered, parts of Canterbury were burning in dry conditions. There were plenty of photos and videos from Dunedin, Wellington, Auckland and West Coast of waves from the king tide breaking over roads (and any cars that happened to be going past). The final figures were that January was the hottest NZ month in 150 years. Around 115 people were trapped in their cars overnight near Fox Glacier, and 700 people in Haast were trapped with closed roads.

The Greens have promised to behave having been given a seat on the Intelligence and Security committee - an unbelievable thing to happen just a week after one of their MPs was protesting at the Waihopai spy base.
The Green Party bill for medicinal cannabis went down in its first reading 73-47 in a conscience vote. The vote came a day after the Labour party's own medicinal cannabis bill went through the first reading. The difference was Labour's bill was for the terminally ill, and the Green's bill was for the chronically ill.

A report that was commissioned by National has found only weak evidence that a sugar tax would improve health.

While right-leaning Mike Hosking has given Jacinda Ardern's government a high mark for her first 100 days, Bill English pointed out that the first 100 days have been marked by policy backflips and the creation of 10 inquiries and working groups, which is the hallmark of a weak and confused government.
"He said the Government had overseen a large fall in business confidence, failed to set meaningful targets for action on child poverty and done away with the social investment approach that would have delivered real improvements in the lives of New Zealanders.
The child poverty reduction targets of Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern included a goal to reduce poverty by 100,000 on one measure (before housing costs) within 10 years – whereas National during the election campaign had promised the same level of reduction in one term of Government."


The Numbers Game

11: kg snapper for a surfer who just grabbed it with his hands
44.5: % support for National - the same as election night, Labour has increased to 42.3%, NZ First has dropped to 3.8%, Greens steady on 6%
150: fines for people breaching freedom camping rules in Tauranga and the Western Bay of Plenty
21.8m: $ deficit for Waikato DHB


Finance NZ Dollar

GBP 0.5170 (-0.0005)
EUR 0.5882 (-0.0026)
USD 0.7340 (-0.0007)
AUD 0.9206 (0.0117)


The Weekender NZer of the week

Tex Morton
New Zealander Tex Morton lived a life of breath-taking achievement. He attained fortune and huge international fame in several careers: a recording star (300 songs), singer-songwriter, stage artist (touring sensation in North America, Europe, Australasia), circus entrepreneur, best-selling comic writer, Hollywood screen actor, and with a Doctorate from McGill University, a world authority and renowned performer of hypnotherapy.
http://www.nzedge.com/legends/tex-morton/


Joke of the Weekender

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

 

Darren Harrison: darren@harrison.gen.nz
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The Weekender 28/01/2018

Hello, we are looking at a run of 30 deg days here, not something we are used to!


Sport

The Black Caps beat Pakistan by seven wickets in the first Twenty20 for their record 13th consecutive win across all formats of the game. Pakistan did well to reach 105 after being reduced to 38 for six at about the halfway point. Pakistan finally showed some form in the second game beating the Black Caps by 48 runs.
The IPL bidding was the other day and while NZ's bowlers went unsold, Brendon McCullum topped the bidding for NZ's batsmen - even though he has been retired from International cricket for two years. He went for $770,000. Kane Williamson went for $641,000, Colin de Grandhomme went for $470,000 and Colin Munro $406,000. Those to miss out were Martin Guptill, Tim Southee, Mitchell McClenaghan and the World No1 Twenty20 bowler Ish Sodhi.

The NZ Breakers are being a bit inconsistent this year with an 81-71 loss to the Cairns Taipans, but over in the NBL, Steven Adams set a career-high 25 field goals as the Thunder thrashed the Cleveland Cavaliers 148-124. In another game, the Thunder beat the Brooklyn Nets 109-108 after being behind most of the game.

The Wellington Phoenix had a good game with a 3-2 away win over the Newcastle Jets, but in general, it doesn't look like a good season for them.

The Silver Ferns have done little to bounce back from a 4-0 battering by Australia in the last Constellation Cup. They dropped the Quad Series opener to England 57-64. They did beat South Africa 51-46 in the second game.

The Vantage Black Sticks men haven't done well in the Four Nations tournament at the University of Waikato. They dropped the opening game 3-2 to India, beat Japan 6-2 but lost 4-0 to Belgium, so meet Japan for the third-place playoff.


NZ News

The news about Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern's pregnancy continued at a slower pace this week and was evenly spaced with articles I think were quite realistic about it how crazy it is. Most articles were from women who ran businesses and had a baby and wished they didn't have to do both. Articles pointed out that being a mother is an incredibly demanding 24 hour a day job. And being a Prime Minister is an incredibly demanding 24 hour a day job. Women can certainly do both. But to pretend anyone should be able to do them both at the same time is misleading everyone. A prominent UK columnist has accused Ardern of betraying voters.

Labour had decided to ditch the Better Public Service targets, which Bill English has slammed saying it will cause public service to drift. Ardern said there is merit in the system but Labour will set its own. To me, that means they are trying to just get rid of everything National has done, good or bad, and replace it with a Labour version for no reason. It's pretty obvious that is what is going on, especially in the Health sector. We already know that Labour won't have money for the basics and I wonder if this was something costed, or whether they'll just give the taxpayers the bill later.

Another statement from the government this week was from the Workplace Relations Minister Iain Lees-Galloway saying Employers have nothing to fear from law changes. Employers will no longer be able to opt out of multi-employment collective agreements, among a number of changes. I thought the government was scrapping the 90-day trial period for workers but it will still be available for businesses with under 20 workers, so that is great news - and that is thanks to New Zealand First. But small-business confidence has plunged to its lowest level in nine years. Only 29% of small businesses were more pessimistic about the year ahead, a net fall of 43%. That is staggering. And potentially catastrophic for a country where there is a huge number of small businesses. I don't think small business employers agree with the Workplace Relations Minister. Perhaps they think he is just doing what his union string pullers are telling him to.

Bill English returned to Ratana this year, which he has been doing since 2001. He is a semi-fluent Maori speaker and managed a few jokes about now being the leader of the Opposition. He pointed out that many Maori voted for the government but they should be wary because "they are family". "The politics, there are a lot of relatives, it's all intertwined." One of the speakers did attack English over his views on the Maori language but also said: "We still need your support for the aspirations and goals of Maoridom even though you sit in Opposition."

New Zealand small company "Rocket Lab" put a rocket into space on its second test trial this week. Their aim is to put commercial satellites into orbit for a fraction of the current cost. The rocket (called "Still Testing") deployed payload of a satellite for Earth imaging, weather mapping and tracking ship traffic.


The Numbers Game

5.1: richter scale earthquake off the central coast this week
35: people rescued in Auckland by Surf Life Saving as people hit the beaches to counteract the heat wave
35.2: degC maximum in Wanaka a new record
37: degC in Waiau, North Canterbury this week - well down on the 42 from February 1973
94: year old Liz Hawley passed away this week, she was the Honorary Consul in Nepal
11,323: lightning strikes hit the North Island after intense thunderstorms moved across the country - cooling us down a little, but not heaps
1.2m: $ being spent by Auckland Transport on electric cars
370m$: treaty top-up for Waikato-Tainui and Ngai Tahu


Finance NZ Dollar

GBP 0.5175 (-0.0074)
EUR 0.5908 (-0.0043)
USD 0.7347 (0.0057)
AUD 0.9089 (-0.0014)


The Weekender NZer of the week

Frances Alda
“New Zealand’s most famous daughter” began her career in Europe, singing at Covent Garden, La Scala and the Opera-Comique in Paris, and became a star member of the New York Metropolitan Opera, one of the world’s most enduring and distinguished opera companies. She was described as “one of the great voices of the Twentieth Century”.
http://www.nzedge.com/legends/frances-alda/


Joke of the Weekender

Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.

 

Darren Harrison: darren@harrison.gen.nz
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The Weekender 20/01/2018

Welcome back, it's been a while, but here we are back for the new year.


Sport

- Liam Messam has signed with French Club Toulon
- Lima Sopoaga has confirmed he will be leaving New Zealand at the end of 2018
- Kiwi Raelene Castle has been appointed as the Rugby Australia CEO, she had previously been a CEO for the NRL Canterbury Bulldogs
- Joseph Parker has agreed to fight Anthony Joshua in a unifying heavyweight boxing fight
- A stunning 5-4 victory over Belgium for the Black Sticks in the opening match of the four-nations
- The Black Sticks followed up with a win over Japan
- The NZ Breakers broke their slump with an impressive 98-81 win over Melbourne, earlier they had a 99-95 win over the Sydney Kings
- F1 driver Brendon Hartley got married
- Rugby World Cup star Stephen Donald got married in a quiet wedding in the Coromandel
- Stephen Adams has been doing well with the Oklahoma City Thunder

The Black Caps have put together a great run, recently completing a 5-0 sweep of Pakistan in ODI's.
- ODI 1: 61-run (Duckworth-Lewis) win after Kane Williamson scored his 10th ODI century leading NZ to 315-7
- ODI 2: eight-wicket win with an 86 from Martin Guptill
- ODI 3: 183-run win with a 5-17 from Trent Boult as Pakistan were dismissed for 74 chasing 257
- ODI 4: five-wicket win with a 56 from Colin Munro
- ODI 5: 15-run win with a superb century from Martin Guptill (man of the match and series)
- Black Caps duo of Colin Munro and Ish Sodhi have found themselves at the top of the ICC Twenty20 rankings
- Before the Pakistan series, Trent Boult climbed to No 4 in the ODI bowling rankings


NZ News

- Australia has once again shown their staggering ... something (inhumanity?) by deporting a criminal to New Zealand. The man in question has NZ citizenship but was born in American Samoa and has never been to New Zealand.
- Former deputy PM Jim Anderton passed away last week
- The Thames Coast road was destroyed by the storm which also had plenty of flight cancellations, roofs lifted, homes flooded and thousands without power
- A small fire saw TVNZ evacuated half an hour before the six o clock news which was delayed by half an hour
- Joy Cowley has received NZ's highest honour
- The new government hasn't hidden its anti-Israeli agenda, quickly joining the votes against the USA in declaring Jerusalem as capital of Israel - why do we think we should get to decide whether we recognise where another countries capital is
- The new government has been making & changing laws quickly, including introducing Medicinal cannabis legislation
- They've also introduced legislation to ban overseas buyers from buying existing houses
- And before Christmas, they introduced legislation on a Euthanasia bill for the first reading
- National says that the new government won't have enough money left over from meeting its policy promises, to pay for operating costs
- Labour released their Families Package just before Christmas - it was supposedly good for Maori, children and parents, but some didn't think it went far enough
- Treasury has warned that there will be a gap in school data after the government scrapped national standards without a replacement
- A British Medical Journal has used PM Jacinda Ardern as a poster-child for Marxist ideas

The big news of the week, which has already gone around the world, is that PM Jacinda Ardern and her partner announced that they will be having a baby. It has been talked about a lot this week and I've only got a couple of points. Firstly, I don't see how anyone could handle a first child as a Prime Minister - let alone a new Prime Minister. That is backed up by Ardern's own comments (during the campaign) that she wouldn't consider having children as either Prime Minister or leader of the Labour Party. Apparently, MP's have to be available until 10 pm when the house is sitting - that's not exactly ideal for babies. The next thing is that she found out during negotiations - that would have been good news for Deputy Prime Minister Winston Peters, who is all about the "baubles of office" - the chance to be Prime Minister for six weeks would have gone down well.


Numbers Game

1.328: Terabits per second from the Chorus network at 9:25 pm on December 10
3: years old is the average age that Kiwi kids get their passports
10: people dead on the roads already - on par with the terrible record of 2017
12: for the Christmas-New Year holiday road toll
35: degC in Dunedin today - the hottest day on record
40: dry days for Wanganui and that was only the start of summer - but I think most places have had some rain now
70: % drop in available rental properties in Wellington
88: drownings in 2017, up from 78 in 2016, 69 of those were males
380: road toll deaths in 2017 for the worst road toll in seven years
411: terabytes of data used over Christmas Day and Boxing Day on the Vodafone network
1,000: homes still without power, three days after a major storm swept the country
1m: $ paid by Police over five-years for information on unsolved crimes
3.74m: $ for new electric vehicles from the government
12.5m: $ of ACC injuries are caused by pets in 17,000 injuries
30m: $ methamphetamine bust in Auckland after Police raids
282.4m: $ spent in one day of Christmas shoppers - breaking electronic transaction records
15b: $ in lost revenue and royalties is the official costing given to the Greens to ban new coal mines, oil drilling and fracking


Finance NZ Dollar

(09/12/2017)
GBP 0.5249 (0.0161)
EUR 0.5951 (0.0135)
USD 0.7290 (0.0450)
AUD 0.9103 (-0.0003)


The Weekender NZer of the week

Robert Burchfield
Dr Robert Burchfield was a world-renowned scholar. Hailed by the Chicago Tribune as “the greatest living lexicographer”, he played a crucial role in the study of the sources and development of the English language.
Born in Wanganui, New Zealand, in 1923, he was educated at Victoria University College, Wellington and then at Oxford University as a Rhodes Scholar. At Magdalen College, Oxford, he studied under C.S Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien.

In 1957, Burchfield was appointed editor of the definitive 16,750 page, 46-kilogram Supplement to the Oxford English Dictionary, which was published in four volumes between 1972 and 1986. He was chief editor of the Oxford English Dictionary between 1971 and 1984. The Dictionary’s authority is so widely acknowledged that it needs no validation here. that, “on every day, including Sunday, six people buy an Oxford Dictionary every minute.” The Concise Oxford Dictionary is regularly number one on best-selling lists in Britain. As Burchfield said to the Evening Post in the 1980’s, “it’s ahead of all the books on dieting, and all the books about Diana. We have no idea who’s buying them. We just know they are popular.”

http://www.nzedge.com/legends/robert-burchfield/


Joke of the Weekender

How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.


 

Darren Harrison: darren@harrison.gen.nz
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The Weekender 09/12/2017

Hello, it is starting to feel like Christmas/summer, the week has been hot, the neighbour's pool is in use, the sunshade is up.


Sport

Last weekend in the first of the round of the Sevens, the All Black Sevens made progress making it to the finals but South Africa defended the title 24-12.
In an end to the international rugby season, Wales beat South Africa 24-22, which will likely end the South African coaches reign.

In the Rugby League World Cup final, it was a brutal affair but Australia beat England 6-0, with only a try in the 15th minute.

The NZ Breakers beat the Brisbane Bullets 96-89 yesterday.

Tom Blundell did his future chances no harm by scoring NZ's second fastest test century on debut in the first test match against the West Indies. He was 107 not out when Kane Williamson declared at 520-9 for a lead of 386. The West Indies were bowled out for a Black Caps win by an innings and 67 runs.
The second test has started here in Hamilton, with the Windies putting the Black Caps in to bat. We started well going through to 150/1 but then lost Kane Williamson, opener Raval, Ross Taylor, Nichols, Santner and de Grandhomme to be 286/7 at the end of the day. Raval has top scored so far with 84.

Richie Stanaway has been confirmed with a multi-year deal with Pro Drive Racing Ford in the Aussie V8s.

NZ's young pursuit team won the gold medal on the final day of the UCI Track Cycling World Cup.


NZ News

National's Dr Nick Smith has lodged a member's bill to establish the Kermadec Ocean Sanctuary which could make it through with the help of the Green Party who have supported it before. The bill would need to be drawn from the ballot and it would make an interesting decision for the Greens.

Two species of kiwi have moved from the endangered list to the vulnerable list. The outcome is a result of 30 years of work by the government and other groups like Forest and Bird.

There have been a number of reports out this week, with the government claiming they have inherited a mess in a number of areas, but in general, it seems they are claiming the answers from reports commissioned by the previous government. Labour will claim they need to fix the Health Ministry, insinuating it has been neglected for the last nine years, but in reality, they are reading a report that National commissioned. They are also complaining about the state of our drinking water, vowing to fix all the rivers - just as National pledged to last year. Then there is the new Energy Minister talking about how much oil companies are taking from us - which began with National MP Judith Collins' crusade.


The Numbers Game

1: # greatest country on earth is apparently New Zealand according to 87,220 British voters in the Telegraph Travel Awards
5.0: Richter scale earthquake near Nelson this week.
29: degC in a number of places this week, it has been really hot (no laughing you Aussies)
600: children have been rescued from boiling hot cars this year - so the news report said, but it's been winter & mostly cold & wet until last week...
10,000: children have been helped out of severe poverty in the last year
30,000: train users affected by a strike in Auckland on Friday (how long has Labour been in - strikes already?)


Finance NZ Dollar

GBP 0.5088 (0.0011)
EUR 0.5816 (0.0056)
USD 0.6840 (-0.0016)
AUD 0.9106 (0.0070)


The Weekender NZer of the week

William Hudson
Snowy Mountains Engineer
The Snowy Mountains (Australia) Hydro-Electric Scheme, begun in 1949, was 25 years in construction and remains one the world’s great engineering and social achievements. Attaining its goal of irrigating the arid Australian interior for food production, and generating hydro-electricity, it also dramatically changed the nature of Australian culture.
Over 100,000 workers, displaced after World War II and from more than 30 countries, were brought in during the course of the scheme. The experience of work at Snowy and the sheer migrant numbers moved the Australian population from stolidly British and Anglo-Saxon to determinedly multi-cultural. The man in charge of the scheme, New Zealander William Hudson, told workers he toured Europe’s displaced persons camps and offered work twenty-four thousand miles away: “You won’t be Balts or Slavs … you will be men of Snowy”.
http://www.nzedge.com/legends/william-hudson/


Joke of the Weekender

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.


 

Darren Harrison: darren@harrison.gen.nz
The Weekender: mailed weekly (Sunday nightish)
Website: www.dunwich.co.nz/weekender/
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